to whom ever hit my car and took off:

thepilgrim-chapter32:

poops:

melancholyjen:

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

i’m pissed, in case you were curious.

And after you’re done fucking yourself, come over here, coz I’ve got something for ya.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

My car has been hit at least twice, probably in the parking lot where I work.  And my wife’s car has a big dent in the passenger side from a parking lot mishap (I think).

You know when you have a family heirloom (pocketwatch or something of the sort) and you treat each scratch or ding as something that gives that item character? That’s the stage that my car is at.

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