August 2009
5 posts
my dinner sucked and now I want a pizza.
bowlingalleylawyer:
I’d be a true blue glutten if I did that, right?
RIGHT??
That’s what I’m having. Store bought though, not the good stuff.
I just ate some chocolate cake and am kind of...
tipsy. g'night. work tomorrow. suck.
July 2009
40 posts
X Files episodes help calm my nerves
because I know that however hectic and crazy my life is may seem, the characters in the show always trump me.
you know how as you reach maturity you're supposed...
I’m having a terrible time now. I have too many important decisions to make in such a short period of time; the matrix has overloaded.
Psychiatrist or Psychologist?
thepilgrim-chapter32:
theamazon:
lokita:
That is the question.
They both have their pros or cons.
I like Psychologist’s better. I mean, I’ve had pretty bad experiences with Psychiatrist’s because the one’s that I had to deal with once I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder only cared about drugging me up and increasing my dosages. They never wanted to discuss anything other than if I had...
the drugs have started working on my muscle pain,...
bowlingalleylawyer:
I must stop sleeping with my fist crammed into my jaw WHILE clenching my jaw all night.
My stupid teeth are just gonna fall out and then I’ll be like that chick on Obsession the other night.
I can hardly brush my teeth for 3 minutes, let alone 25. That chick was hardcore about her dental hygiene.
I spent most of today thinking it was Monday. It...
There's a hair in my pre-dinner Honey Nut Cheerios
I think it’s an eyelash or an eye brow hair; I’m not too worried.
smart ass online dictionaryer
little-wing:
righthandman:
I usually spell okay. But one of the few times I mess up a word and the online dictionary is there to throw it back in my face.
decieve: common misspelling of deceive
*no definition* would have sufficed, asshole.
Your userpic makes me smile, knowing that you’re a therapist! :D
This is my usual expression when I therapize. I don’t know if it helps or...
a little girl fell off the swing today as she...
I’m a horrible therapist.
I'm watching some guy get tazed on the news with...
“you can’t have pie without coolw-hip”
– Stewart Griffin
Family Guy
thanks to texts from last night, I now know....
what an upper deck is. The more you know….
smart ass online dictionary
I usually spell okay. But one of the few times I mess up a word and the online dictionary is there to throw it back in my face.
decieve: common misspelling of deceive
*no definition* would have sufficed, asshole.
...I never claimed to have good taste.
to whom ever hit my car and took off:
thepilgrim-chapter32:
poops:
melancholyjen:
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
i’m pissed, in case you were curious.
And after you’re done fucking yourself, come over here, coz I’ve got something for ya.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
My car has been hit at least twice, probably in the parking lot where I work. And my wife’s car has a big dent in the passenger side from a parking lot mishap (I think).
You...
Nipple implants for a tattoo...classic →
she’ll always be “excited”
DEAD WEATHER!!!!!
Piss...
I left my 1/2 subway club at work today and I don’t go in tomorrow. Well, at least I have a workplace to leave said subway club at. Nope, still doesn’t make me feel good about the situation.
Confession: I have never read a Harry Potter book,...
herestothehalcyon:
(via afghanibanani)
That makes two of us.
I read a chapter of the first book and saw snippets of the first movie. Needless to say, not interested.
Watchherestothehalcyon:
The Dead Weather - Treat Me Like Your Mother
HELL. YES.
(I believe this album is being released this week.)
You'd be a good nurse Sam.
thecoffeegirl:
jmarie3:
Really you would, or a good social worker (better than I was probably).
Actually, If I actually do finish my FAFSA and go back to school next year and finish a degree (soci/psych double is the plan), I’d like to go into social work or perhaps teaching.
Do social work. Everyone and their brother wants social workers and the pay isn’t half bad to boot. I found...
Bands You Shouldn’t Be Wasting Your Time With (The...
herestothehalcyon:
designinganervousbreakdown:
jholla:
pantspantsrevolution:
311 – The 90’s called, roofies aren’t cool anymore.
Tom Petty – This is the music guys who wear Hollister shirts and leather sandals use to make out with a girl in the lawn section of your local music venue after getting her drunk in the parking lot because she’s still under 21 and it’s...
Top 30 Via last.fm
thecoffeegirl:
coveredincoma:
elohbee:
Survey: 30 Questions About My 30 Top Artists.
1. How did you get into 29? Creedence Clearwater Revival Probably because my parents grew up in that era. Plus their music is the shit.
2. What was the first song you ever heard by 22? Stevie Wonder Who knows? It might have been ‘I Just Called to Say I Love You’. Not my favorite song of his,...
June 2009
5 posts
Great Googaly Moogaly! This chick puts on her dead...
bowlingalleylawyer:
how does that happen?
She has some mega anxiety there. One of the treatment techniques used on the guy in this episode is hilarious though. Or disgusting depending on your sense of humor.
Obsessed is awesome.
OMFG I AM'S FUNNIE
kennethqaction:
(6:18:10 PM) Kenneth Q Action: well shit man, if i looked like that, i would be a whore, too (6:18:22 PM) Kenneth Q Action: there was a comma sale (6:18:25 PM) Kenneth Q Action: lol (6:18:46 PM) mooshoogawd: lol
oh my god, it’s a comma…..sale. ah the humanity! [/tobias funke]
