bowlingalleylawyer:

I feel like…



My day is turning out like…

bowlingalleylawyer:

I feel like…
My day is turning out like…

my dinner sucked and now I want a pizza.

bowlingalleylawyer:

I’d be a true blue glutten if I did that, right?

RIGHT??

That’s what I’m having. Store bought though, not the good stuff.

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bowlingalleylawyer:


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oh.dear.




I think this is a client of mine. We’ve made great strides as you can see. It took six months just to get her to wear something.

bowlingalleylawyer:

(via deepdownsouth)

oh.dear.

I think this is a client of mine. We’ve made great strides as you can see. It took six months just to get her to wear something.

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thepilgrim-chapter32:

Here is the Jesus in the dogs ass thing.  Sorry…I don’t see it



WHAT!?

thepilgrim-chapter32:

Here is the Jesus in the dogs ass thing.  Sorry…I don’t see it
WHAT!?

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thisiswhyyourefat:


Oreo Cupcake With Built In Milk Cup
(Submitted by J. Pollack via cupcakeproject)




….and on the eighth day, there was a milk cup in my oreo cupcake. AWESOME.

thisiswhyyourefat:

Oreo Cupcake With Built In Milk Cup

(Submitted by J. Pollack via cupcakeproject)

….and on the eighth day, there was a milk cup in my oreo cupcake. AWESOME.

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X Files episodes help calm my nerves

because I know that however hectic and crazy my life is may seem, the characters in the show always trump me.

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you know how as you reach maturity you're supposed to know how to make decisions? I never learned that...

I’m having a terrible time now. I have too many important decisions to make in such a short period of time; the matrix has overloaded.

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bowlingalleylawyer:

Micahel C Hall- Comic Con Portraits 2009



Dexterrrrr

bowlingalleylawyer:

Micahel C Hall- Comic Con Portraits 2009
Dexterrrrr

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